Nonsense Buzzword Phrase Recipe
Seems like every mega-conglomerate-type tech and business company has a
meaningless phrase made up of big words that sound fancy and forward-looking...
Here is a recipe for all those out there who want their own such phrase!
A good corporate phrase must, of course, have correct grammatical structure.
The following structure is the most common, with only slight variations
commonly used...
GERUND ADJECTIVE NOUN PREPOSITION ARTICLE ADVERB ADVERB ADJECTIVE NOUN
No matter what words are plugged in, the structure will resemble the following
sentence, and will have much the same meaning...
Doing Special Things with some Nice, Big, Special Stuff
Listed below are the most common, and therefore (according to corporations),
the best words to use for each category listed above. Take one from each
column. Some of the adjectives and/or adverbs can be omitted to create a
shorter jibberish buzzphrase.
Words to fill in Buzzphrase Structure
| GERUND |
ADJECTIVE |
NOUN |
PREPOSITION |
ARTICLE |
ADVERB |
ADVERB |
ADJECTIVE |
NOUN |
| providing |
innovative |
solutions |
for |
the |
dynamic |
internet |
trading |
marketplace |
| creating |
business |
systems |
with |
a |
diverse |
worldwide |
information |
community |
| inventing |
creative |
ideas |
in |
an |
cooperative |
expansive |
telecommunications |
portal |
| sharing |
technical |
resources |
through |
our |
versatile |
international |
cooperative |
network |
| communicating |
universal |
technologies |
within |
this |
ever-changing |
open-access |
user-friendly |
environment |
| making |
informed |
decisions |
by way of |
your |
complex |
global |
e-business |
prospects |
| finding |
personal |
connections |
from |
|
overwhelming |
multilingual |
commerce |
products |
| seeking |
impartial |
access |
throughout |
|
|
mobile |
industrial |
simulations |
| connecting |
distant |
vision |
|
|
|
|
management |
applications |
| insuring |
simple |
applications |
|
|
|
|
|
locations |
| allocating |
individual |
futures |
|
|
|
|
|
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Example: Inventing Personal Solutions in our Dynamic Internet Commerce Environment.
Congratulations! You now know how to make up a crazy nonsensical buzzword
phrase for your business and/or tech conglomerate! Keep your eyes open...
I'm sure you can find some high-profile companies that have used this recipe before!
Enjoy!
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